Name: Men's Wnker Classic tee
Brand: Wnker
SKU: 2052820_11546
Price: 24.0 GBP
Availability: InStock

Know a Massive Wanker? Here's your chance to get them the perfect Christmas Gift - their very own Wankerchief!

Nothing says 'What a Wanker' like a Wankerchief!

Your Wanker-in-Chief will receive a white cotton Wanky Hanky embossed with the Wankerchief motif, and delivered in a presentation box. It's perfect for a Secret Santa, a stocking filler, or just to let your mate know what a Wanker he is!

We're the best and

We're not afraid to tell you why 💦

NO MORE CRUSTY SOCKS

Or Better Yet, Squelchy Ones!

DOESN'T CONTAIN NUTS!

*First Use Only

SOFT ON THE SHAFT

No Splintering Your Wood

DOUBLES UP AS A HANKY

Double Sided = Double the fun!

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT THE WANKERCHIEF

A Tosser, London
I bought this for my mate who's a complete tosser. He loved it - especially when he realised he could use both sides!
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Mary Hinge, Twatt
I bought one for my ex-husband. He's a right wanker!
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P Staines, Crotch Crescent
The Wankerchief is brilliant. Now mum doesn't ask why I have odd socks anymore!
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Dick Cheese, Cockermouth
I bought one for the wanker next door who keeps nicking my parking space. What a Wanker!
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Jack Hoff, Wetwang, E Riding
I bought myself a wank sock years ago, but you can't get them any more. The Wankerchief is the perfect replacement.
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Wilma Dickfit, Shitterton
I didn't know what to get my brother for Christmas, but this is perfect because he's a real tosser!
Thanks Wankerchief!
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BUT WHAT IF YOU KNOW A TOTAL WANKER?

Get a Mug for 15% OFF any Mug when ordered with a Singular Wankerchief with our 'Mug & Tug' Combo! Perfect for if you know 2 Wankers or your mate is just a Colossal Wanker.

Really Personalise your Gift by selecting the type of Wanker your mate is below 👇